Was the can full? If so keep tempting him until you fill your fridge.
He missed
So I went inside and grabbed a bottle of Crown Royal and smashed it over his head
The bottle was empty, I wouldn't have wasted crown on that low life.
I think his wife is made at me she will not stop ringing my door bell.
Was the can full? If so keep tempting him until you fill your fridge.
No it wasn't full it was empty..He didnt know I was standing in the back yard I think he was just trying to litter in my yard.. It Didn't work out to well for him. He just cant hold his alcohol every time he starts drinking he thinks he is some sort of bad ass.. He was trying to show off in front of his new wife
Wait here he comes he just came crashing through my window
Hold on a minute I have to kick hi
Damn man its hot as fuck here.
It was 98 degrees today
missing a window won't help keep the AC in

LMAO, Omg.
Good god I got some purple that is just ridiculus
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